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12 Funny Things To Say When Your Gym Buddy Wears Tights

  • 1. It's Very, Very Evident
    1 / 12 1. It's Very, Very Evident

    “I didn’t realise you were circumcised.”

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  • 2. Being Part Of Irene Cara's Music Video
    2 / 12 2. Being Part Of Irene Cara's Music Video

    “Fame! I’m gonna live forever! I’ve gonna learn how to fly. High!”

    Photo by ‘myself’, Wikimedia Commons

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  • 3. Time To Turn Up The Heat
    3 / 12 3. Time To Turn Up The Heat

    “Oh, I’m sorry. Is the gymnasium too cold for you?”

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  • 4. Do You Do Ballet?
    4 / 12 4. Do You Do Ballet?

    “You’ve come to the wrong place, mate. They’re auditioning for The Nutcracker next door.”

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  • 5. Every 80s Outfit Ever
    5 / 12 5. Every 80s Outfit Ever

    “The 1980s just called. They want their tights back.”

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  • 6. It's An Eyesore, Really
    6 / 12 6. It's An Eyesore, Really

    “I think we can agree that yoga is good for both of us, but whenever you bend over in front of me, I keep picturing a hairy brain.”

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  • 7. Best Burn Of The Century
    7 / 12 7. Best Burn Of The Century

    “You know, there are some males who can get away with wearing tights. It’s just a shame that none of them are human.”

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  • 8. What On Earth Is That Smell?
    8 / 12 8. What On Earth Is That Smell?

    “Look, there’s no polite way of saying this. But you had curry last night, didn’t ya?”

    Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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  • 9. I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
    9 / 12 9. I Think I'm Going To Be Sick

    “At least you wore a codpiece underneath the tights… You didn’t?… Er, is there a doctor in the house?”

    Photo by Tim Evanson, Flickr, CC 2.0

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  • 10. An Uncanny Resemblance
    10 / 12 10. An Uncanny Resemblance

    “Are you one of Santa’s elves?”

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  • 11. Size Does Matter
    11 / 12 11. Size Does Matter

    “The tights will look more impressive once you’ve finished puberty. Oh, you already have? I’m so sorry.”

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  • 12. Reminds You Of Chicken Thighs
    12 / 12 12. Reminds You Of Chicken Thighs

    “I’m never eating boiled chicken again.”

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