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Big Muscles: 13 Things You Shouldn’t Say To The Big Guys In The Gym

  • 1. All About Perspective
    1 / 13 1. All About Perspective

    “You know, from a certain angle in the mirror, you look like a bag of walnuts.”

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  • 2. Bringing Up The Past
    2 / 13 2. Bringing Up The Past

    “Inside every muscly guy is a skinny kid back in the school playground, am I right?”

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    Photo: Bappaditya Dasgupta, Flickr, CC2.0

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  • 3. Having Doubts About Your Ability
    3 / 13 3. Having Doubts About Your Ability

    “Is that really all you can lift?”

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  • 4. Let's Be Realistic
    4 / 13 4. Let's Be Realistic

    “If you were painted green, you’d look like that movie character. No, not the Hulk. I was thinking of those dribbling guards who worked for Jabba the Hutt.”

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    Photo: Jay Malone, Flickr, CC2.0

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  • 5. Asking The Important Questions
    5 / 13 5. Asking The Important Questions

    “Is it a small genitalia thing?”

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  • 6. Age Takes A Toll On Your Body
    6 / 13 6. Age Takes A Toll On Your Body

    “It’s great now, but have you seen Arnold Schwarzenegger lately? Once you get to a certain age, you look like a wrinkled penis.”

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  • 7. It's Probably The Intense Training
    7 / 13 7. It's Probably The Intense Training

    “Was it the intense training or have you always had no neck?”

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  • 8. Look At Those Man Boobs
    8 / 13 8. Look At Those Man Boobs

    “I haven’t seen breasts that impressive since Baywatch.”

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  • 9. What Happens When You Bench Too Much
    9 / 13 9. What Happens When You Bench Too Much

    “I read somewhere that after too much bench pressing, a man’s nipples will actually start lactating.”

    Photo: Andrew Blight, Flickr, CC2.0

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  • 10. Still Forever Alone
    10 / 13 10. Still Forever Alone

    “Still no luck getting a girlfriend then?”

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    Photo: MEME TN, Flickr, CC2.0

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  • 11. Sylvester Stallone's Body Double
    11 / 13 11. Sylvester Stallone's Body Double

    “You’re just like Sylvester Stallone. He couldn’t lift much weight when he started either.”

    Photo: Nicolas genin, CC BY-SA 2.0, Wikimedia Commons

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  • 12. Quit Horsing Around
    12 / 13 12. Quit Horsing Around

    “You have the thighs of a Hollywood movie star… Black Beauty.”

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  • 13. Myth, Busted.
    13 / 13 13. Myth, Busted.

    “It’s a myth, you know. It really won’t grow any bigger.”

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