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The Art Of The Quickie

Game for a quickie? Here's how to get in and out in five minutes flat -- and ensure you both get off along the way.

Give Her Advanced Notice
Send her a text message that adheres to strict efficiency: time, manner, place and so forth. She'll be thinking about the sex and the risk of getting caught, allowing her to be warmed up mentally and physically.

Low-Risk, Not High-Stakes
The chance of being caught is vital, but you should be aiming for low risk rather than high stakes. You're going to need less than five minutes from lift-off. Factoring in clothing removal and re-dress, the condom and time to orgasm, four minutes is the ideal duration.

Do It From Behind
Start with rushed oral sex for vital lubrication. Then stand and enter her from behind. This gives you easy access to her clitoris, bum and breasts, and she can reach back and pull you in.

Don't Beat Around The Bush
Simultaneous orgasm is tough at the best of times, so in this situation, you both need to focus on your own needs. Tell her to ask for exactly what she wants: a finger here, a tongue there, more speed, deeper thrusts and so on. This is no time to be coy.

Follw Up
A quick, conspiratorial text message is in order, even if you're heading straight back to the party: something to make her blush. The best follow-ups imply a desire to do it again.

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