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Yoga: 11 Things You Should Never Say In Yoga Classes

  • No One Wants To See That
    1 / 11 No One Wants To See That

    “I can put my legs behind my ears.”

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  • Sharing Is Caring
    2 / 11 Sharing Is Caring

    “I’ve forgotten my yoga mat again. Can I share yours?”

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  • It's Yoga, Not Yoda
    3 / 11 It's Yoga, Not Yoda

    “Oh, it’s a yoga class. No wonder. I kept waiting for the little green Jedi to come out.”

    Related: How To Fight Like A Jedi

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  • How To Get Kicked Out Of Class
    4 / 11 How To Get Kicked Out Of Class

    “This yoga stuff is cute. But it’s not a proper workout, is it?”

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  • Pfft, Who Needs Meditation?
    5 / 11 Pfft, Who Needs Meditation?

    “Is this the meditating-concentration time? Great… Hey man, this weekend, what do you think about Man U? Can win or not?”

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  • Get Your Butt Away From My Face
    6 / 11 Get Your Butt Away From My Face

    “Your tight Lycra is a little off-putting. It’s like you’re winking at me.”

    Related: 12 Funny Things To Say When Your Gym Buddy Wears Tights

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  • Now, Bark.
    7 / 11 Now, Bark.

    “How dare you call me a downward facing dog!”

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  • So Much For Healthy Living
    8 / 11 So Much For Healthy Living

    “I’m sorry, I’ve really got to take this call… Yeah, I said two large pepperonis with deep pan crust.”

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  • You Sure You're Not A Pervert?
    9 / 11 You Sure You're Not A Pervert?

    “The thing is, I only stopped by the community club to read the newspapers. But I saw all the women in tights and just followed them.”

    Related: WATCH: Why Men Should Do Yoga

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  • Get Out
    10 / 11 Get Out

    “Yoga is for girls.”

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  • Asking The Important Questions
    11 / 11 Asking The Important Questions

    “Look. Let’s cut to the chase. Will this stuff improve my sex life?”

    Related: How Yoga Can Strengthen Your Sperm

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