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11 Things To Say When You’re Drunk To Avoid Your Wife’s Lecture

  • It Wasn't My Fault...
    1 / 11 It Wasn't My Fault...

    “I was toasting your beauty. It took longer than expected.”

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  • How Convenient
    2 / 11 How Convenient

    “I won’t disturb you, my love. I’ll sleep in the living room. That’s where I keep the whisky.”

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  • Alcohol Is Never At Fault
    3 / 11 Alcohol Is Never At Fault

    “It’s not the alcohol. I’m drunk on love.”

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  • Still Managed To Save Some Money!
    4 / 11 Still Managed To Save Some Money!

    “You should be pleased. The beers were all 2 for 1 specials.”

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  • At Least We Were Happy
    5 / 11 At Least We Were Happy

    “We only popped in because it was ‘happy hour’. It was just a really long hour.”

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  • Take It As A Compliment
    6 / 11 Take It As A Compliment

    “Have I told you lately how beautiful you are? … No? … Ah well, it’s probably because I’ve had 12 pints.”

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  • We Didn't Have A Choice
    7 / 11 We Didn't Have A Choice

    “My friend just wanted to wet the baby’s head. He had quadruplets.”

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  • It's Customary
    8 / 11 It's Customary

    “It was Saint Patrick’s Day and I’m Irish on my office colleague’s side of the family.”

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  • On A Side Note, It's Free!
    9 / 11 On A Side Note, It's Free!

    “There was a very important reason why my friends kept buying me drinks … I let them.”

    Related: 6 Signs You Drink Too Much Alcohol

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  • Look On The Bright Side
    10 / 11 Look On The Bright Side

    “Can’t you just be happy that I made it home to the right house? My friend told the taxi driver to take him to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”

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  • That's Not Something To Brag About...
    11 / 11 That's Not Something To Brag About...

    “At least I was a responsible adult and didn’t drink and drive. I lost my car keys.”

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