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15 Things You Should Never Say While Running A Marathon

  • 1. Talk About Your History
    1 / 15 1. Talk About Your History

    “I like running with strangers. Normally I can’t because of the restraining order.”

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  • 2. Talk About Childhood Games
    2 / 15 2. Talk About Childhood Games

    “Who wants to play tag?”

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  • 3. Talk About Hooking Up
    3 / 15 3. Talk About Hooking Up

    “I only do marathons because I find it’s a great way to pick up women… Wow, that’s a hell of a sprinting kick you’ve got there. Call me!”

    Related: Revealed By Women: 10 Pickup Lines That Actually Work

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  • 4. Talk About Nature's Call
    4 / 15 4. Talk About Nature's Call

    “Give me an empty paper cup. I need to pee.”

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  • 5. Talk About Going Overseas
    5 / 15 5. Talk About Going Overseas

    “So, what are your holiday plans this year?”

    Photo by Myrtle Beach TheDigitel, Flickr, CC BY 2.0

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  • 6. Talk About Being Super Creepy
    6 / 15 6. Talk About Being Super Creepy

    “Yes, I’ve been following you for 25km. I know you’re not a pacer. I’m a stalker.”

    Related: Run Your Best Marathon With This Strategy

    Photo by William Murphy, Flickr, CC BY-SA 2.0

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  • 7. Talk About That Eye Catching Bulge
    7 / 15 7. Talk About That Eye Catching Bulge

    “It’s not what you think. It’s for energy. I need to keep a banana in my shorts.”

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  • 8. Talk About Being Mischievous
    8 / 15 8. Talk About Being Mischievous

    “For a laugh, shall I blow on the back of that guy’s neck?”

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  • 9. Talk About Stripping Down
    9 / 15 9. Talk About Stripping Down

    “The humidity is driving me crazy. Would anyone object if I ran in my underwear?”

    Related: 6 Hot Weather Running Gear Tips 

    Photo by Hotlanta Voyeur from Atlanta, USA – DSC06503es, CC BY 2.0

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  • 10. Talk About Singing Along To Nursery Songs
    10 / 15 10. Talk About Singing Along To Nursery Songs

    “Come on, sing with me… You put your right leg in, your right leg out, you do the hokey cokey and you turn around, that’s what it’s all about!…”

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  • 11. Talk About Uncontrollable Bowel Movements
    11 / 15 11. Talk About Uncontrollable Bowel Movements

    “I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have had an egg muffin before the race.”

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  • 12. Talk About Blending Right In
    12 / 15 12. Talk About Blending Right In

    “With all that sweat, no one will notice if you peed down your leg.”

    Related: This Marathon Will Make You Pee In Your Pants

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  • 13. Talk About Playing I-Spy
    13 / 15 13. Talk About Playing I-Spy

    “I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘R’!”

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  • 14. Talk About Needing A Drink
    14 / 15 14. Talk About Needing A Drink

    “Is this the drinks station? OK, I’ll have a pina colada.”

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  • 15. Talk About Playing Pokemon Go
    15 / 15 15. Talk About Playing Pokemon Go

    “Oh, so you’re not all looking for Pokemon characters?”

    Related: Why Going On A Run While Playing Pokemon Go Works

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